I'm supposed to be refreshing my memory on IFRS and advanced consolidation accounting in preparation for my return to work, but the cute baby onesies on ebay began calling to me. My screen shopping fun was rudely interrupted when I discovered the following sassy sayings available to emblazon across your tiny offspring:
"I tore my mommy a new one" with barbed wire graphic underneath
"Hung like a 6-year old"
And I still can't find the damn spider.