1) Wear any kind of backless shoe to work. That slap-slap of your feet all day long makes me want to slap-slap you upside the head.
Just because men are fatter and therefore warmer than women, and persist in wearing full suits in the middle of summer, does not mean we should be subjected to indoor winter all summer long.
5) Fall asleep on your back in the sun.
6) Go braless. You might think your cute little A or B cups don't need a bra. You are wrong. No one wants to see your nipples. My fellow busty ladies generally know better, but every once in awhile: