Not having looked at my search terms for awhile now, I had hoped my regular writing about things other than mammary glands had paid off. I was wrong, and I can't even make a proper "top 5" list since the search terms are all kind of the same thing. So I'm doing a "top 5 categories" of search terms instead...except there are only three.
3) Pajama jeans
These really are dreadful, and I hope the people using this search term are looking for a laugh, not shopping online.
2) Bad hair, as covered by the following two search terms:
-hairstyle bad fringe
-horrible bangs haircut
God can only give so many blessings above the waist, and he used all of mine on #1 below. The hair? Not so much.
The spectacular finale to my tiny list was triggered by SEVEN separate search terms:
1) Breasts + big = blog traffic. Might not be the kind you want though.
-girl with big boobs
-big boobs naked
-naked big boobs
and my number one search term of all time:
SKINNY GIRL BIG BOOBS
This explains why I don't get many comments on my posts - clearly I'm not meeting the needs of my readers. The thing is, I don't want to meet those needs...WTF did I do to deserve this?