1) "Elephant bookmobile"
I'd love to post a picture with this, but I'm pretty sure most bookmobiles don't allow elephants inside. Those extra tons would put a damper on the whole mobility side of things. What I want to know is why on earth anyone would be looking for an elephant bookmobile in the first place.
2) "Minion Friday"
I'm afraid every day is minion day for my fellow Dilbert-ers. Although usually Friday is one of the better days of the week for the corporate slaves of the world.
3) "Apple pie - you're doing it wrong"
This one made me laugh out loud. You can eat it, you can practise with it - I don't think there's any way to do an apple pie wrong.
4) "Pumpkin thong pulled aside"
Hey, whatever floats your boat. As long as we're all consenting adults, what you do with your gourds is up to you (see #3 above).
And on that note...Happy Halloween everyone!
I must thank (I think) TriGirl for showing me where the pumpkin thong search term came from: shield your eyes, boys and girls, 'cause this is bad: