Sunday, January 8, 2012

I really did LOL

These made me laugh so hard it was like an ab workout:

Weird requests to the Canadian consulate in 2011

Canadian living in Cairo asked officials to escort her mother-in-law out of the Canadian woman's apartment.

A U.S. citizen called to inquire about how she could get a Canadian passport.  Told she could not get one because she was not a Canadian citizen, the woman replied by saying she thought an American going to Canada needed a Canadian passport.

The parents of a Canadian man serving time in a German prison asked officials to rescue him by sending a helicopter into the prison yard.

Stupid 911 requests to Canadian police in 2011

Woman called after being denied entry to a nightclub.  She forgot her ID and wanted an officer to attend to verify her name and prove to security that she was legal.  When she was told police don't do that, she argued they should.

A man called 911 to request an ambulance for a friend.  Before the call ended, a man was heard in the background saying, "Don't worry, I'll get rid of the dope."  Police attended but were unable to find any drugs.

A woman called police to have a man removed from her residence.  She no longer wanted his company after they were sharing a sofa to sleep on.  She wanted the other end but the man wouldn't switch.

A woman called 911 because her cats ate her Whopper and she wanted another one.

A man called 911 to report his vehicle was just stolen from his driveway.  He provided a description and direction of travel.  Officers searched but were unable to locate it until they attended his house and found the vehicle still in his driveway.  It turned out the man saw a vehicle just like his drive past his house and jumped to the conclusion his had been stolen.

Best Facebook posts of 2011


















17 comments:

  1. HA! Loved these, Ixy! I had to read most of them out loud to the hubby! My sides hurt from laughing. The FB statuses are priceless. Thanks for sharing :)

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  2. Oh my gosh! These are hilarious! I love all of those Facebook fail sites-they never fail to put a smile on my face lol

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  3. My favorite was the teacher calling her ex-student a bitch. That was pure poetry.

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  5. I agree with VV. That Ms Johansen is awesome :) I hope I never need a comma.

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  6. Great Great post love it. I love the 911's they should really charge people for their stupidity

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  7. You are a riot!! That's for the belly busters!!

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  8. Those 911 calls I'm afraid are all too common. We get one like that a week where I work.

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  9. Thanks for sharing, though it definitely makes you wonder about some people! :)

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  10. Oh that teacher! I can so think of a few people I would love to say that to!

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  11. I was laughing so hard at these, my husband demanded to know what was so funny. Apparently they lose something if you read them out loud, but whatever, I think they're all HILARIOUS!

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  12. That was a great laugh! The 911 calls remind me of one from the US that made the news here in Australia: some lady called the police because McDonalds was out of nuggets!

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  13. Those were some very funny Facebook posts! Reminds me of a few I have seen on my newsfeed.

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  14. What can I say other than awesome and I'm laughing my butt off.

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  15. I don't think people ever realize what they are truly putting out there for the rest of the world to see! Some of those were so funny! Thanks for sharing. I can always use a good laugh.

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  16. Oh my gosh these are all hilarious. Especially the facebook one. I'm having trouble picking a fave - maybe the "fucking a" comma one. Or the congradulations. Or the prayer one. Damnit they're all so great.

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  17. Just dropping by to say 'hi' and hope all is well!

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Lend me some sugar!