Yum! Sugar and gelatin treats!
These green ones are especially tasty.
And I'm done with Swedish fish for today.
What I found most disturbing about the growth on this mutant fish was that it didn't match anything else in the bag. It's not like I found the green and orange fish embraced in some kind of candy orgy. That happens sometimes, you know, when the bag is really hot, the music's pumping and the candy gets all sweaty and stuck together. I get that. Sometimes a fish just can't help itself.
But this unknown dark lump embedded in a green fish when there were only red, orange and yellow fish around was seriously creepy. Where did it come from? What was it? I decided not to find out. The bag went in the garbage and I went to go brush my teeth. They wouldn't be getting any more action today.