1) What is your worst habit?
Picking my nails. They look like they've been eaten by weevils.
Swearing like a fucking truck driver. Debra on Dexter has nothing on me.
Getting really excited about something and overindulging in it until I hate it.
Oh, you just wanted one? Sorry about that. I was on a roll.
2) What is your biggest pet peeve? (no, not biggest pet!)
When people drive slowly in the passing lane. Actually, even worse are those idiots who drive 90 km/hour. Everywhere. On the highway, where the speed limit is 100 km/hr, they hold up an entire line of cars with their obnoxious snail-like pace. Then they get off the highway and don't slow down at all, whipping through a 40 km/hour school zone at 90 km/hour. WTF is wrong with these people?
The best road sign EVER
Not signaling also makes me want to hit you with my car just to make the point that we can't read your fucking mind. How lazy can you possibly be when it's too much effort to flick your pinky?
3) What is annoying you right this very minute?
My mulish weight, which is digging its fat heels in and refusing to budge. My skinny (or at least not fat) girl wants out!
4) How do you relieve stress?
Cardio kickboxing or hard-core zumba.
The kind of workout that makes you all glowy and sleepy afterward.
Reading a book that makes me forget where I am.
Cuddling my kids when they're all sleepy and peaceful.
5) What TRULY makes you happy?
When my life is in balance.
Doing something I'm really good at.
Scene from the movie "Election"
Type A? Moi?
Type A? Moi?