~Hyperbole and a Half. This is hands-down the funniest blog ever. Ever. The author, Allie Brosh, has a book deal that's on hold as she deals with severe depression, so she hasn't posted recently. While she's recovering, it's worth your time to go through her archives. There's a reason at least 58,000 people are wishing her well and patiently awaiting her return.
~Damn you autocorrect.com. I know many of these text mishaps are faked. I don't care. Here's one of my favourites:
~Funnyexam.com. In my third year of university, I helped mark exams for one of my business school professors, and based on that experience I'm confident these are real. No need to make up test answer fails such as:
~Interview bloopers and other HR weirdness - just google it and get ready to laugh. Again, I'm quite sure most of these actually happened, because of my own interviewing experiences. People are so crazy you don't need to make it up.
~My own posts with the Seinfeld experiences label. Part of the reason I started blogging was because people told me I should start writing down all the ridiculous shit that happened to me for posterity. I don't know how this stuff happens to me, but it does.
The only person I know who seems to stumble into the same kinds of unfortunate situations is Melynda at Craziness abounds. Oh, and my sister, who recently got stuck in the subway doors on the TTC for a good two minutes, holding up the train from leaving, before managing to wriggle loose and crash spectacularly to the floor in front of a car of unimpressed onlookers. Maybe it's genetic.
~Trailer Park Boys. A true classic. Here's Ricky and Julian stealing meat while Bubbles accidentally serenades them:
Finally in honour of the holiday season, I wish you all a Happy Festivus!